(Sing to the tune of "If You're Happy And You Know It, Clap Your Hands")
If we cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq.
If the markets hurt your Mama, bomb Iraq.
If the terrorists are Saudi
And the bank takes back your Audi
And the TV shows are bawdy,
If the corporate scandals growin', bomb Iraq.
And your ties to them are showin', bomb Iraq.
If the smokin gun ain't smokin'
We don't care, and we're not jokin'.
That Saddam will soon be croakin'.
If your anthrax mail is local, bomb Iraq.
Just keep quiet, don't be vocal, bomb Iraq.
If your SUV is grunting,
under all that beer and gun thing,
it is time for Saddam hunting
Even if we have no allies, bomb Iraq.
From the sand dunes to the valleys, bomb Iraq.
So to hell with the inspections;
Lets look tough for the elections,
Close your mind and take directions,
While the globe is slowly warming, bomb Iraq.
Yay! the clouds of war are storming, bomb Iraq.
If the ozone hole is growing,
(Things we prefer not knowing.)
(Though our ignorance is showing),
So here's one for dear old daddy, bomb Iraq.
From his favorite little laddie, bomb Iraq.
Saying no would look like treason.
It's the Hussein hunting season.
Even if we have no reason,
If it's oil were really talking, bomb Iraq.
So we drive instead of walking, bomb Iraq.
Stuff your face a little longer;
Spend a million looking younger;
while a million die in hunger,